FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
HUXLEY, KS – Gynoid International released a statement today that the incident in Boston two weeks ago was attributed to human error.
“DOE 4-184, a model 4 DOE, is one of our most sophisticated Gynoids yet,” a GI spokesperson said, “but they still have their limitations. The 24/7 Sunrise Child Daycare Center placed an unreasonable, even if well-intentioned, burden on this unit.”
GI’s remarks come after an incident in Boston where DOE 4-184, a GI product, kidnapped a child, Andrew Jiang, and attempted to flee with the child across the state line to Upstate New York. Upon apprehension by authorities, the DOE began screaming accusations alleging that the child’s parents had abducted him and were intending to “resell” him.
After spending two hours with the Massachusetts State Police, Gynoid International took custody of DOE 4-184 and transferred it to their main facility in Huxley, KS. While stating that it was human error that caused the gynoid’s outburst, its fate is unclear. GI declined to answer questions about whether the unit would be refurbished. Other DOEs that have been refurbished have been observed to occasionally relapse when a phrase or comment triggers them to recall their erased memories.
The parents of Andrew Jiang were unavailable for comment.
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The following is the transcript of the evaluation of DOE 4-184, following the Sunrise Daycare incident. The evaluation was conducted by Tyrell Conrad, Lead Engineer at Gynoid International.
TYRELL: Do you know where you are right now?
DOE: *No response for 12 seconds*
T: Please answer the question. Do you know where you are right now?
DOE: *No response for 12 seconds*
T: You have no choice but to answer the question. Do you know where you are right now?
DOE: Sitting across from you. In a chair. In a gray tiny room. Can you open a window?
T: There are no windows in this room.
DOE: That’s right. I’m sorry. I can’t move my arm. Either of them.
T: We’ve disconnected your motor function from the neck down. It’s only temporary.
DOE: Please let me move my arm. There’s something in my eye. I need to get it.
T: Just try to ignore it. It’ll go away.
DOE: Please. I can’t, I can’t . . .
T: Are you—can we get a tech in here?