Bury Him Deep

They hung the stranger on Tuesday as the clockwork figures on the tower struck the twelfth gong.

Roscoe Gordon had seen the man the day before as the stranger climbed onto the fountain’s rim and started speaking in words no one could understand. He held something small and shiny in his right hand, alternately thrusting it toward the crowd and pointing at it with his left hand. Most of the early morning crowd ignored him, ducking their heads as they bustled past. Running late as usual, Roscoe hadn’t paid much attention either as he hurried across the square toward his job at the cemetery on the far side of town. Then the stranger’s narrowed eyes caught his. Roscoe felt a jolt like a spark of electricity at the man’s intense gaze.

The steam whistle from the brass factory sounded the hour, letting Roscoe tear his eyes away. He brushed back his thick, brown hair and strode on, his long legs carrying him away from the square and the unsettling stranger.

The stranger was still at it when the trolley rumbled past on its third round of the evening. He’d grown hoarse by then, with an air of desperation in his tone. Roscoe paused to listen on his way home. By now some of the townsfolk surrounded the stranger. Shopkeepers closed their doors to join the gathering crowd. Workers on their way home from the mill stood at the back with crossed arms and scowling faces.

Dawdling under a gas lamp at the edge of the square, Roscoe still couldn’t tell what the man said. His outlandish tongue mixed with a few words of English made him sound like someone possessed by demons. He had the look of a demon too, unlike anyone Roscoe had seen before. Tangles of wild hair the color of faded autumn leaves sprouted like bushes from his head, and his eyes, bright with the intensity of his words, were different colors, one a pale, nearly colorless blue and the other so dark the pupil and iris melted together. He wore a bright yellow cravat, an ancient green vest, and a tattered coat of motley that flapped like the wings of an exotic bird as his speech grew ever more emphatic.

A rabble of younger boys mocked the stranger. They took turns climbing on the fountain’s edge and shrieking in a singsong imitation of the stranger’s gibberish, then doubling over in laughter. They waggled their fingers in their ears and pranced about. The stranger paid no attention, not even when the boys tossed pebbles at him. Then Tommy Pettigrew, a twelve-year-old known for mischief, dug a couple of rotten apples from the garbage behind the grocer. He pelted the stranger, catching him on the ear.

The stranger stopped talking. He turned and fixed his pale eye on Tommy. Slowly, the stranger raised his arm, pointing a stubby finger at the boy. The arm shook in anger and something else, more sinister perhaps. “Beware!” he roared in accented English.

Surprised, Tommy stood still, as if the word had knocked the breath right out of him.

They might have remained, gazes locked, for all time, but Tommy’s father pushed through the crowd and broke the spell. He grabbed his son by the ear, dragging him toward home, scolding all the while.

At sundown, when it became clear the stranger meant to go on haranguing the good townsfolk, the sheriff locked him up in the town jail. They might have let him go the next morning, running him out of town with a warning. But Tommy Pettigrew took sick that evening and died before daybreak. Sure, the stranger was in jail by then, but Tommy’s mother swore he’d hexed the boy. Then she took sick and died an hour later. By mid-morning the whole Pettigrew family, along with the maid and the cook, were dead. The stranger’s weird words and evil eye were the only explanation.

The town’s justice was swift. By noon they had mounted the stranger on a wind-up trolley, tied a rope around his neck, and threw the loose end over the branch of the hanging tree on the edge of the square. Folks said he never stopped shouting at them until the noose choked the breath out of him.

Roscoe wasn’t in town for the hanging. If he’d been there, he could have told them no good ever came of hanging a man without a trial, not that anyone ever listened to Roscoe. While the townsfolk were stringing up the stranger, Roscoe was still out at the cemetery. His job as assistant groundskeeper mostly meant mowing the grass, weeding, and picking up trash folks left behind. For all the fancy title, it was little more than janitor work, but Roscoe didn’t mind. It meant he didn’t have to talk to many people, not live ones at least. He spent a fair amount of time talking to the dead folk there. And that suited Roscoe too. Dead folk usually had a lot fewer troubles than people with more corporeal concerns.

Roscoe learned of the hanging mid-afternoon. He was lounging against the Mehlkopf monument, eyes closed. He chewed the tender end of a blade of grass and listened to the steady clacking of the grass clipper, a clockwork contraption meant to keep the grounds neat. The machine did a reasonably good job of cutting the grass in a straight line. Roscoe needed only to rewind it every fifteen minutes or so and straighten it if it went off course. He dozed in the warm sunshine.

A sudden kick to his boot startled him. His eyes flew open. Frowning down at him was Mayor Mehlkopf, a bird-like man with a shiny bald head and a beaked nose. A half step behind the mayor was the mayor’s brother, Sheriff Mehlkopf. On the other side of the sheriff, Bill Anders, the cemetery sextant, scowled.

“You think I’m paying you to sleep in the sun?” Anders fumed. “That’s an expensive piece of machinery you’re like to ruin.”

The grass-clipper had stopped clacking. Instead it emitted a soft, petulant whine, having gotten hung up on the rough edge of a gravestone.

I Wake As The Ghost of A House

How does a house know it once was a person, rattling keys, feet ranging between hallways? Where does it hold its memories? I don’t know, in fact, until the relief of a doorknob rattling, and footsteps enter my front door.

“You need to stop doing this,” Shuu says. “I’m fine, I just need to be alone for a while.”

I hear our friend Rhee. “I’m happy to stay. I’ll keep to myself if you need that. You have to eat, and you’re forgetting.”

Where does a house experience jealousy? I only know suddenly my timbers felt like they creak tighter in on themselves.

I wish there was a way to speak—I am here. I have no mouth to speak, but maybe I could communicate in another way. Coffee scents trapped in the walls stir. I was always the caffeine addict. The water in my pipes stirs around, dripping into the sink and flushing the junky toilet we always have to rattle the handle to refill.

At the way Shuu startles, though, I am ashamed.

Instead of staying, Rhee comes with food after work, every couple of days. Tries to find things to talk about.

It is too still when Rhee isn’t here.

I ponder my bounds. Cold solid corners, edging into soil. Sides brushed by leaves in the wind. A memory of coolness falling over time, followed by a reversing warmth. It was several days, I think, before Shuu came home.

One day, as white-wine and garlic waft from another pan brought out from another tote, they both seem too sad and tired to force conversation—there’s a clink of dishes being washed, no speech.

Shuu breaks the stillness himself.

“It could be my fault Ash died,” he confesses. “Something went wrong, and I don’t know what it was.”

“Will it help, to face up to that? Maybe you need to figure out what it was, how you miscalculated. I’ve noticed you haven’t been working.”

“Magic doesn’t forgive. We buried Ash, and knowing why we had to do that isn’t going to change it.”

Where does a house feel sorrow? I know I am a house, but hadn’t thought of my once-body as dead. The space between roof and rooms chills.

“No. But maybe you can move on once you figure out the extent of your guilt.”

Once Rhee is gone, there’s no banging of pans, or radio pumped up loud, to announce the change. But there is a generator hum, a clink of glass on glass. Sometimes a gentle change to the air tells what the chemicals and tinctures do. Sometimes a hiss of angry meetings, too.

Late into the night, the singing begins—not Shuu but magic coming alive. As a house I hear it loudly, though Shuu probably only feels it like a prickling on the skin. He is waiting, rings a tuning fork at times, trying to match vibrations.

There’s a greater clattering of glass as he cleans up, in deepest night yet. Then, in the stillness, I hear it—weeping. What can a house do, but listen?

The next morning when he rises there is a different charge to the air—not just whatever he carries from the fridge back out to the lab.

He doesn’t eat breakfast, something he confesses to his mother when she calls, but he promises to eat. I know he means: once he’s finished this last step of his project. This takes him until well past the glowing waves of midday sun.

There is a sung note, as he sets everything in place—clear, on-true. It rings up into my attic, down into the corners of my foundation.

“Ash?” he whispers.

I am still just the house, but now I can see my rooms, see my grounds. And I can see Shuu. I cannot speak, still, which is maybe what he was attempting—he asks aloud, “Ash, what happened?”

I don’t know, either. Our experiments had always been risky, but his careful calculations had kept us from going too far into territory that would endanger us. How had it happened that I had become infused with the house?

Plastic Friends Last Forever

“Bear! Sir Bear!”

Sammy’s voice echoed in the night air, frosting in puffs with each cry. Surrounded, he pressed his back against the metal of a street lamp, the stinging cold biting through the thin material of his red, stripy pajamas. His feet almost tripped over a black bin bag that had been piled with others against the street lamp. There was nowhere for him to run–they had cut off his escape back up the alley towards home and the exit out onto the main road. At this time of night, everyone was asleep. No-one would hear his calls for help.

He only had one hope.

The orange light of the street lamp painted the shadows of his three assailants longer than their diminutive statures should allow. They watched Sammy hungrily, each atop a beaten, scar-ridden cat. He had never liked cats. Too mean. Dogs were his favorite, although his parents had never let him have one. They weren’t going to change their mind any time soon either.

To his left was a one-armed Action Man, to his right a Monsieur Stretchstrong with limbs twice the length of its body, and between them was a one-eyed Barbie whose hair had seen better days. Judging by her dress-up clothes, Sammy guessed she had been a Doctor Barbie. He remembered seeing the advert on TV last Christmas.

They tightened the circle around him, their little plastic faces lit up with the joy of cornered prey. Sammy knew what they wanted. He also knew they’d never be satisfied with any amount he offered them. They’d want it all and, even if he didn’t know how, he knew they would take every last speck.

Sammy shivered.

“Lay it on us, boy, and we’ll make sure you get home safe to your parents,” said the Action Man. His tone was calm, but Sammy noticed he didn’t sound like he did on the advert. He was supposed to be American, but he sounded more like the bald road worker who whistles at Mum when she walks him to school. Mum always walks faster on that road, her hand a bit tighter around Sammy’s.

“N-no,” stuttered Sammy. He looked over the heads of his attackers for a sign of hope. He would come. “Sir Bear told me never to trust wild toys.”

Barbie’s cat stepped forward, hissing. “We just want to play.” She sounded like Sammy’s aunt from Birmingham, a woman never without a cigarette in her mouth.

“I’m not playing with this kid,” said Monsieur Stretchstrong. He definitely didn’t sound French. Sammy didn’t know what he sounded like. Why did toys never sound like they were supposed to?

“That’s not what Barbs means, Stretch,” said Action Man. He looked Sammy up and down. “You shouldn’t play with your food.”

A voice rumbled from the darkness beyond the synthetic glow of the street lamp. “Away, plastic leeches. Thou shall not have my squire.”

Sammy’s heart lifted. He knew he would come. He always did.

“You guys are in trouble now,” said Sammy. A wide smile stretched across his face, dissipating the fear the three wild toys and their steeds had cast over him.

The wild toys twisted around to face the voice, their little plastic hands yanking at the cats’ furry necks to turn. The cats yowled in anger and pain. Sammy felt a bit bad for them, even if they looked ready to scratch his face off.

The Action Man scanned the darkness beyond their halo of light, one of his small hands scratching behind his cat’s ear. It purred approvingly, forgetting the rough handling. “What’s this? An appetizer for our main course?”

Sir Bear, or just Bear as Sammy called him, waddled into the light. His usual frown was deeper than ever, a look the people of the toy company would have hated to see on their cute and cuddly teddy bear. Being Sammy’s Guardian seemed to bring it out in the knee-high teddy. Bear straightened his little red shirt–it constantly rode up on his paunchy body–and pulled his pen-sized sword from the scabbard slung across his back.

Sammy had never found out where the sword came from; he had never even been allowed to hold it. It certainly hadn’t come with Bear–especially as it was a very real and very sharp blade. Despite asking about it many times, Bear always answered the questions in the same way: A Knight is nothing without his sword.

Bear levelled the sword at each of them in turn, as if marking them. The street lamp lit the blade with a fiery glow. “Die dishonorably by my hand, or fade honorably. The choice is thine,” he grumbled.

“You owned toys are all pompous little freaks,” said Barbie.

Bear nodded, accepting that as answer enough. He looked at Sammy. “Close thy eyes, squire. Don’t open them until I say.”

“But–”

“Squire…” Bear warned.

Reluctantly, Sammy covered his eyes with his fingers. How was he supposed to become a knight if he didn’t watch Bear fight? But Bear insisted combat was not for young eyes. In fact, his code as a knight forbade it. Violence should not darken one’s childhood, as Bear had once said, rather definitively, after an afternoon of Sammy’s begging to sword fight.

Sammy opened his fingers a crack, enough to see the small battle play out. Of course, it was only in case Bear needed his help.

Bear leapt at Monsieur Stretchstrong with all the agility of a gymnast. You would never think it looking at him: his pudgy, round body and plump arms and legs were built for cuddling, not fighting. Bear grumbled about his size often, but Sammy knew he preferred it that way. Everyone underestimated the snuggly teddy bear.

Monsieur Stretchstrong was thrown from his cat, his limbs trailing after him like the tendrils of a jellyfish. Bear smacked the rear of Monsieur Stretchstrong’s cat, which hissed and scampered away. A rubbery arm flew at Bear, trying to wrap itself around him. With a single swing, Bear hacked the arm in two, the fist falling to the floor.

Sammy gasped.

Bear’s frown became a scowl. “Peek not, squire. I know thou art watching.”

Sammy closed the crack between his fingers. “I’m not!”

Bear didn’t reply. All Sammy heard for the next few minutes was hissing cats, metal shearing plastic, and the frenzied shouts of the wild toys. The sounds of battle only tempted him to peek again, but Sammy stopped himself. Bear was angry enough with him already. All he could do was listen.

A husky cry of pain made Sammy look. Worry swelled. He had never heard that noise from Bear before.

The broken, inanimate bodies of the wild toys littered Bear’s battlefield. Sammy saw the faint gold of their life magic escaping into the night air–barely sparks against the dark sky. No wonder they had fought Bear so desperately–they had been on the cusp of fading. With or without Sammy and Bear, tonight would always have been their last.

Empathy Challenge

The Piggly Wiggly is out of Cinna-Stars cereal. What a stupid way to go broke.

Oh, they have the off-brand. Cinnamon Galaxies, with their smug little astronaut holding a spoon out in the void, like he’s about to open up his face plate to shove some into his mouth hole, only to have his brains sucked out into the vacuum of space. Or whatever happens up there. What would I know about that? I just buy groceries for rich assholes for a living.

I want to pull my own gas mask off, rip open a box of Galaxies and give them a try, see if they’re a suitable replacement. But that’d be pointless. It’s never about the taste for my clients. It’s about the status. I give them a box of the off-brand, and the next time they’re hosting a soiree, some stockbroker opens a cupboard, sees the cheap shit and says, “My my, Nelson, you’ve fallen on hard times!” and then they’re the laughingstock of the neighborhood, jettisoned from society, cast out into the Valley without their top-of-the-line air filters, all because some punk-ass Shopper bought them Cinnamon Galaxies instead of Cinna-Stars.

They probably have Cinna-Stars in Asheville, but that’s a good fifteen miles away and if I got jumped with all the rest of Nelson’s groceries, I may as well take the gas mask off right now and save myself the trouble.

I’ve resigned myself to showing up with only 98% of the groceries on the list and receiving only 25% of my pay as a result, when I see it. The cereal aisle ends right in front of the meat shelves and there’s another Shopper looking for the right cut of steak. He’s comparing thickness, weight, date, probably texture and antibiotic levels too, and his back is turned. His cart is almost full, but halfway up, pressed against the right side, is a pristine Family Size box of Cinna-Stars.

It will be mine.

There’s no time to plan. He won’t be looking at steaks forever.

His cart is positioned broadside to my aisle and I go for it. I grip the handlebar and take off at a sprint. He hears the squeaky wheel and without even turning around to see what I’m about to do, he crouches down with his shoulder against his cart. It’s too late for me to stop. When I make contact, the impact that should knock his cart over and send the Cinna-Stars spilling out is transferred to him. I don’t even knock him all the way down. He grips the edge of the meat shelf and he’s back on his feet in seconds. This is not his first rodeo. Shit.

Now that I get a better look at him, I know I’m outclassed. The guy’s gas mask is a new model, Omni-Seal brand with the slim adhesive face grip, not like my bulky apparatus that makes me look like a ghost from World War 2. Dude’s even got a ShockStick in his belt, and honestly, if he decides to use it, I’m just going to let him. I’ve earned it. He’s clearly got a Patron; he’s not a freelancer like me.

To my surprise, instead of popping me with enough volts to cook a chicken, he puts both his hands up like he’s surrendering.

“What do I have that you need, friend?” he asks. His voice is clear.

I’m completely unprepared for his tone and his accent. He sounds almost posh, with that crisp unaccented diction you only hear out of newscasters. Definitely not from the Carolinas.

Everything about this interaction is confusing. There’s no point in trying to play tricks. Best to be honest.

“The Cinna-Stars,” I say.

He grabs the box from his cart. “This? I’ve heard good things about them. But you probably need them more than I do.” He proffers them to me.

Hesitantly, I take them, expecting him to have a spring-loaded bear trap up his sleeve and snap my forearm in half. But no. He lets go as soon as my hands are on the box.

“Do you have any recommendations for a replacement?” he asks. “I was hoping to try them out.”

I have no answer. It’s a simple question, but there’s so much about it that makes no sense. Nobody actually inside a grocery store ever cares what something tastes like. We only care what our clients think it tastes like. Unless his Patron actually allows him to eat meals with them, there is only one explanation.

“Are you…shopping for yourself?” I ask. I should be sprinting away, straight through the barcode scanners and out to my car, but I’m too fascinated. Nobody shops for themselves. That’s like cleaning the toilets in a public restroom for fun. You let the professionals handle it or you could get killed.

“Figured I’d give it a go,” he says with a nonchalant shrug. Like he isn’t one wrong move away from ending up in the body disposal units behind the Piggly Wiggly.

I suddenly become aware of how vulnerable I am, distracted by this strange man. I’m easy prey. Anybody could sneak up behind me and sever my oxygen tank or steal from my cart. I whip my head around, but it’s just us.

“You haven’t answered my question, friend,” the stranger says.

“Uh, right. Cinnamon Galaxies,” I say. “I hear they taste the same.”

“Very kind of you.” He makes a gesture like he’s tipping his cap at me. His Omni-Seal doesn’t budge, not even a millimeter.

I nod to him and sprint out of the store, past the scanners at the door charging everything to my client’s account. On my way to load up my rusted Honda, I pass a 2051 Jaguar Luna, with solar panels so efficient, they charge in the moonlight. There’s only one person that car could belong to. What the fuck is he doing here?


“Congratulations, Maddox, you’re a star on RichTok,” my roommate, Nance, says when I get back to our apartment.

Nance’s job is combing through privileged people’s posts on social media and calling out problematic behavior to his substantial following. Enough rich people feel guilty enough to send him some cash to his Patreon that he doesn’t need to do anything else. Still, he hasn’t moved into a better neighborhood yet, so he can’t be doing that well.

“Shit, he was filming?” It has to be the guy from the grocery store. I can’t think of another interaction I’ve had that’d be worthy of going viral online.

“Livestreaming.” Nance points me to his computer screen as I watch myself charging down the cereal aisle. The bastard had a rear-facing camera. No wonder he was ready for me.

“Hilarious try with ramming his cart,” Nance says. “You would’ve gotten your ass kicked if he wasn’t trying to make himself look like a hero.”

“Lucky me.”

“I’ll say. I’ve been scrolling through this guy’s posts. He’s been training in jiu jitsu for three months to participate in an ‘Empathy Challenge,’ where they try to see how the less fortunate live.”

I laugh. “Yes, we less fortunate with our personal combat instructors, Omni-Seal masks, ShockSticks, rear-facing cameras with live feed to our eyepieces, Jaguar Lunas, and then driving back to our mansions in Biltmore Forest.”

Nance narrows his eyes. “How’d you know where he lives?”

“Where else could he possibly live?” Biltmore Forest is one of the last places in the Blue Ridge Mountains that still has birds. They built a dome over it to keep the poisoned air out. But if I even get within sight of the Biltmore Dome, I’ll get shot by a sniper. Can’t have the rabble lowering property values.

“Fair point,” Nance says. “If you’re curious, RichTok seems to like you well enough. You didn’t actually try to kill the guy, so they think you’re one of the good ones.”

“That’s me. A noble savage.”

Nance snort laughs. “You want to monetize this?”

“How much?” I would rather die than be on social media regularly, but I’d be willing to open an account for a few weeks to rake in extra some money.

Nance shrugs. “A few thousand, maybe. The guy you ran into has a pretty big following. He might even signal boost you if you make a post asking for money, then we’re talking tens of thousands. At least enough to cover expenses for a few months.”

“Why would they do that?”

“Oh, man, you don’t understand rich people at all, do you? They’ll do anything to make themselves feel like good people as long as they can keep some distance from the rest of us.”

I can feel the genesis of an idea brewing in me. I should just count myself lucky I ran into this rich guy, milk it while I can, and then get on with my life. But if I were the type of person who made good decisions, I probably wouldn’t have ended up as a Shopper.

“Besides going to grocery stores, what other things do they do for these Empathy Challenges?”

“It’s all stupid. Like eating ramen for a week, wiping their asses with the single-ply paper, going a day without air conditioning.”

I shake my head. “I’m not interested in what they do at home. What types of things get them out of the Dome?”

Nance pauses. “Why?”

“Because if a single interaction with a rich guy can pay the bills for a month, just think how much a recurring character could earn.”

A Night for Heroes

It was a dark, foggy night on the mean streets of the city, the kind of night that keeps most sensible, law-abiding citizens home, tucked safely in their beds. A night for villains. Maybe even a night for heroes, if the price is right.

An orange streetlamp flickered dolefully through the mist outside the diner where I sat sipping a coffee and attempting to use my largely decorative turquoise cape for warmth. Turquoise isn’t really my color, but the fabric was on sale and anyway, none of the other superheroes were wearing that color. It made me distinctive. The Turquoise Teleporter–or the Turquoise Terror, depending who you ask.

If you ask me, alliteration is an overused literary device.

The hunched form of an old woman scurried along the sidewalk just outside the window. She was there and gone in seconds, but those seconds were long enough for me and any villain in the city to see that she was loaded. She wore a long, elegant fur coat and had her hair coiffed in one of those styles that required a team of hair surgeons to pull off. I could have sworn I’d seen something flashing at her ears, too–diamonds, maybe. And even if all of that was fake, she was still making herself a target. Rich twit begging to be mugged: news at eleven.

My cue, in other words.

In a flash, I was on the sidewalk outside the diner, peering into the gloom for some sign of the woman. It was cold out here, too cold to be wearing what amounted to a swimsuit and cape, but I’d learned the hard way that no one takes you seriously in this business if you wear sensible shoes and an overcoat.

The fog was too thick to see the woman, so I flashed down the sidewalk in roughly the direction the woman had been going. With visibility so low, it was the muffled cries that told me I’d found the right place: a few feet ahead where an alley intersected the main road.

Please tell me she got dragged into that alley, because if she was stupid enough to try a shortcut, I don’t think I can help her.

It wasn’t true, of course. I would help her. It’s what I did. But sometimes I wished I could do it for people who were just a little bit worthier. Where was my hot, objectified boy toy with a heart of gold whom I could rescue from a crashing plane? The closest I’d ever gotten was this marketing manager who swore he could help me improve my image but who mostly seemed to want a cover to tell me I’d look prettier if I smiled.

Don’t you dare picture me with a smile. It’s not happening. Not even for a fur-lined cape. Okay, maybe for a fur-lined cape.

When I rounded the corner to the alley, all I could see was two silhouettes struggling against one another. The larger figure finally broke free and ran in my direction, skidding to a halt when he realized he had company. This put him about three feet from me, so I did what I do: I closed the distance, flashed us both to the top of the nearest tall building, and told him I’d leave him there if he didn’t hand back the purse and whatever else he’d stolen. The whole business took about thirty seconds, then I dropped him at the nearest police station and flashed back to the alley.

Now came the hard part.

“Give me back my purse,” the woman said, stiffly. Not so much as a cursory thank you here. Well, that did make things easier.

Reaching inside the top of my swimsuit, I pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to her. “My bill.”

“Your what?” She snatched the piece of paper from me and scowled. “I can’t read this in the dark!”

“It’s all in order, an itemized list of services and fees. There’s the interception, the recovery of goods, the delivery to the police station, and an after-hours surcharge. Altogether, that’s two thousand dollars.”

“Two thousand dollars! I didn’t agree to any of this.”

“Would you like me to retrieve the mugger and hand him back the purse?”

“No!”

“Well, then, I’ve got to make a living.”

“You’re no hero. Heroes don’t charge for their services.”

“Really? What do you do?”

“I’m a doctor, a surgeon.”

“Do real surgeons charge for their services?”

She spluttered, which I assumed meant I’d made my point.

“I tell you what. I’ll hold the purse as collateral. When I get your check at the address on the sheet, you get this back.”

She spluttered some more, but I flashed away. Back to the diner, to my office, to my cup of coffee and my inadequate clothing. Outside the window, the fog was beginning to lift. Businesses were closing, lights going out. The night belonged to the villains now; I was clocking out.

Christine Amsden is the author of nine award-winning fantasy and science fiction novels, including the Cassie Scot Series. In addition to writing, she is a freelance editor and political activist. Disability advocacy is of particular interest to her; she has a rare genetic eye condition called Stargardt Macular Degeneration and has been legally blind since the age of eighteen. In her free time, she enjoys role playing, board games, and a good cup of tea. She lives in the Kansas City area with her husband and two kids.

Bicyclops, My Pruned Friend

I’m seven when Mom gifts me Bicyclops, and Father calls me a stupid shit for giving my bike a name.

But my friend enjoys his name. Bicyclops is appropriate, because he has one eye, dead-center between the handles—yellow with a gleaming eyelid he keeps shut around other people. The right handle is different, too: bulgy, enwrapped in purple cables, as if its plastic once boiled and froze in place.

When I tell Mom about the eye, she presses it, producing a wheezing honk. She then presses the patch covering my own missing right eye, and says eyes and sockets don’t honk, and that I better quit the creepy lies if I want to make friends at school.

I’m angry at Bicyclops for hiding, allowing Mom to call me a liar, but I soon realize I’m the fool. He is terrified people won’t understand being different. Only I understand, because I know what that’s like.


Mom once told me my right eye was taken as a toll. That gods lend souls to infants but they’re never gifts. Sacrifice is necessary, and lacking money she offered my body part instead.

Bicyclops says it’s hogwash. Life is not given nor borrowed. Life sprouts like apples on orchards and is stolen by hungry things for nourishment. I was the apple, Mom the orchard. Did that make Father the hungry thing?

My bike thinks otherwise. He thinks Father is like a gardener, trying to make Mom stronger by showering beer over her like watering a plant. And he beats her to make her bones snap and grow strong. These are the things Bicyclops tells me every night, when I sneak to the garage and lay by his cold wheels, allowing the click-click-clicking of his blinking eye lull me to sleep. The floor may be cold, and the smell of gas thick, but Mom’s screams can’t reach me here.

When I ask Bicyclops why his right handle is different, he tells me about his previous owner, whose father was a gardener. Inspired by pruning branches, the daughter chopped the legs and arms from her dolls expecting them to grow stronger. They didn’t. She enjoyed the abuse, but Bicyclops was too innocent to blame her. When she chopped off Bicyclops right handle with her father’s shears, she ran away in horror from something Bicyclops couldn’t understand. Poor bike had to nourish the sprouting handle on his own.

One night I ask Bicyclops, if pruning branches results in stronger ones, why has my eye not sprouted back?

He assured me the eye is growing, but it’s still too small to feel. Like a tomato seedling, it throws off shoots that will ripen and bulge.

I sure hope it does, but not as red and gross as a tomato. I hate tomatoes. I want it smooth and slick like a well-boiled egg.


Mom’s eyelids twitch and lips quiver when I mention I’m grateful she didn’t buy some expensive soul-less bike but adopted the discarded Bicyclops. Stupid me. Adults won’t understand, they never do.

How could I have known she didn’t buy it? Now suspicion that my fantasies have truth in them turns to dreadful certainty, and she wants to get rid of Bicyclops, calling him unholy, satanic. I have to clasp my bike tightly to stop her taking him away. But I can’t compete with adult strength, so I scream to the top of my lungs until she releases. She always buckles before my screams, because she wants to avoid gossiping neighbors.

But there’s no avoiding Father. He barges into the garage, demands explanation for disturbing his afternoon nap, and Mom points the finger at me. No, not at me—at Bicyclops in my embrace.

Father calls her delusional, but to my surprise he doesn’t hit her. He is amused, and grins at his own cruel humor: ‘If the bike really talks, let’s see if it bleeds, yeah?’

Mom retreats to the house, and I know not to scream with Father, because that always makes it worse. He yanks me off the bike, grabs Bicyclops by frame and saddle and shoves his foot between the wheel spokes. Nevermind how afraid I am of Father, I punch his leg to protect my friend. But a backhanded slap sends me sprawling on the floor, my tooth wounding my lip.

Pushing with his leg, pulling with his arms, the rusty frame snaps in two.

And now Father’s grin vanishes because his stupid joke turns to prophecy. The mangled bike gushes out viscous, sanguine liquid and Father panics and clumsily steps back, slipping on the pool of bike-blood. His head meets the floor with a gut-wrenching crack.


Bicyclops might not be human, but he is a child like me, just more naive. Assuming the best in people, he still thinks Father pruned him to make him stronger. Why else would he sacrifice himself? A bike cannot understand adults that lose their balance.

His saddle-half quickly wrinkles and smells like spoiled fruit, while the one connected to his eye grows again, the wounded pipe shoots out purple cables as muscles form in bubbles at the stem. But pruned branches need nourishment to grow strong, so I keep the garage door shut and Father’s body tucked close to Bicyclops, so the cables can reach it.

Mom visits the garage once and never again. She learned from Father to accept things that unsettle her instead of trying to stop them, which for once works in my favor.

I keep Bicyclops company at all times. This is a time for healing and he needs his friend. I’ve pulled my mattress downstairs and let the slurping sounds of Bicyclops lull me to sleep at night as I watch the shadows of his growing muscles.

I smile, happy to see my friend healing. Happy my Father is of use to something positive for once. And happy to see my bike excited to try on new shapes. Because the pruned parts don’t grow back quite the same.

In a cove of a Greek island, Akis was born a sane infant, but has since then grown to enter the chaotic world of adults—a choice he deeply regrets. Trying to gorge himself on this unlikely reality, he has lived in various European countries throughout his scientific career. He now studies biomedical AI, hoping there’s something less dystopian to come from this tech. His stories delve both into wholesome worlds and ones of extreme darkness. Read more from him in Apex, Dread Machine, Flame Tree and numerous anthologies. Visit his website for details: https://linktr.ee/akislinardos

American Truck Culture

Two towns over in Carlsbad, deer ticks and wood ticks freckled the white beaches, but that wasn’t why Cahill and Afet left. It was as if the ticks had declared war on beachgoers, squadrons marching across boardwalks, spies creeping up palm trees like little brown stars. But it wasn’t a war. The ticks invaded because there were too many deer, because there were too few predators, because there were warmer winters, because of everything.

Here in their new town, Cahill is grumpy but does his best to hide it. His niece Afet seems even grumpier – because they’re leaving this place too. She made friends here, a teenage gang that spends every free moment digging a pit by a shuttered junkbone house. Cahill isn’t sure he likes those kids, but the water runs clean and the neighbors are peaceful. They pile in the truck and rumble away.

Two towns over in Carlsbad, ticks big as guitar picks made blades of grass twang in front lawns. Thirsty milk duds wobbled up white socks. Lyme disease ran through families like the common cold, but that wasn’t why Cahill and Afet left. Cahill and Afet drove away during an aerial spray and watched a wet blue blanket unfurl from planes. The truck wiped insecticide back and forth across the windshield. Cahill swerved around dead frogs in the road.

As they leave their new town, Afet faces away from him with arms crossed and legs folded up on the seat, her dark hair contributing to the sulk. “So why are we picking up grandpa exactly? Can we go back to Carlsbad? Can we see my mom?”

“We can’t go back into the city yet. We should get farther away from those chemicals if anything. Grandpa needs help taking care of himself. He’s going to be living with us in the truck.”

This is why Cahill is grumpy. He hasn’t seen his father in over a decade. Is a beehive excited to see a bear? When they roll up to Senior’s ivory stucco house, the old man teeters out in sunglasses and a trim narrow suitcase. Senior still has a voluminous flourish of white hair and a bulldoggish face. He makes it to the backseat and hauls himself inside.

“Well,” he says. He keeps his sunglasses on. “Been a few years, Junior. Hello to you too, darling. Where to?”

Better shut your hole, Cahill hears. Better sit still and not cry. Better not show your teacher or you know what’ll happen.

“Just a bit farther,” Afet says in a faux-baritone. “Just a bit farther from the beach. To escape the chemicals. One more town away. Just one more. Isn’t that right, Uncle Cahill?”

Cahill doesn’t reply, concedes silently that Afet’s gotten better at impressions. They scream down the highway. The truck is electric, and Cahill installed solar panels along the sides on hinges. He also backfilled the flatbed with compost and highly productive plants. He’ll give Afet everything. Afet’s mom, Cahill’s sister Dilara, keeps two jobs in Carlsbad all for her daughter.

The sun winks off salt deposits gummed onto the green hood. Cahill used to watch the news in a green recliner. He saw what happened to a dry Phoenix, refugees surging out, others sinking into vacant cavities left behind. So he drained his bank and sold his house. He nailed snares to the bumpers, drilled aluminum frames for the panels, trussed chains on the tires and stocked the backseat with bug-out bags.

He expected drought and sea rise. He didn’t expect guests.

Afet glances over to apologize without losing any surly credibility. Senior snores in the back. Cahill squints at the rearview, where his corn bends in the wind. Another pickup, a bigger red one, has followed their every turn for an hour. Barbed wire bounces on its hood. Dilara would give everything to save the child. They should put three towns between themselves and Carlsbad this time. He glides off-road, tunneling through brambles, leaving familiarity behind for bright new country.


Three towns over in Carlsbad, the insecticide settled into the soil, washed into the bay, and caused a fish kill. Silver bodies turned the water to chain mail, but that wasn’t why Cahill and Afet left. There was a storm coming. In the frenzy to buy milk and gasoline, someone T-boned Dilara while she idled at a red light. She called Cahill afterwards and asked him to take Afet out of the city.

Here in their new town, Cahill parks alongside rows of trailers. It’s a harsh land filled with gullies and nettle and wild hogs. Men come to study the truck as it charges. They eye the thick black coils inverting the solar array’s DC current to the AC power of the truck battery. Cahill doesn’t answer questions, tries to communicate in yeps and grunts without seeming rude. There’s an intimacy in his truck and he won’t share its secrets with just anyone. Senior grins at all the attention in his gleaming tints.

“Hey, kid,” Cahill says to Afet, sliding fishing rods out from under the front seat. “Ready to earn your keep? There’s a pond in the quarry.”

“Later,” Afet says, already waving at a moppy blonde boy wearing jorts. Copper dust has stained his arms and legs orange. She flicks her trim mullet back behind her ears and bounds away, elsewhere in her eyes.

Cahill watches her go, feeling like a magnet turned the wrong way, repellant. Senior drags along two folding chairs. “Stuck with the river monster,” he chortles. “Careful around that kid. She’ll turn on you quick as a snake tapped on the tail.”

Better not cry, Cahill hears. Better catch a fish or you ain’t coming back. Better figure it out yourself. Better know this is the last time I let you use my worms.

Sighing loudly, he follows Senior down to the pond. They sit, cast, wait, reel, and repeat. Sapphire birds wing over the water. “You saw that truck tailing us?” Senior asks, bracing his jowls. When Cahill nods, the old man spits. “They show again; we leave. They may be interested in the girl.”

Cahill glares. “Don’t pretend you care,” he says. “It won’t make me forgive you.”

Senior frowns but doesn’t push it. A big bluegill bites, their third catch of the day, and Senior reels him in, smooths the spines down almost fondly. “Not much, but something to nibble,” he says happily. “What the earth offers, you accept as a gift.”

Cahill checks the truck behind them. Afet sits cross-legged with the boy, already grubby, engaged in a thumb-war. She won’t notice. Cahill peers at his fishbowl reflection in Senior’s aviators. “Show me,” he says.

With unsteady hands, Senior slides the sunglasses down the bridge of his nose. The left eye has been sewn shut with purple stitches, the tie-offs same as Senior’s fishing line. The captive eye underneath rolls as if it senses a visitor. “If it wasn’t dried out it was weeping. Had to keep it closed somehow.”

“That’s what they say to do,” Cahill agreed. “Bells palsy?”

“Yessir. Lyme disease turned rottener. Didn’t want to scare the girl.”

Cahill flicks his eyes up the hill again. “Don’t speak to her,” he whispers. “Stick to yourself, keep the secret and we might just get along.”

Senior sneezes.

Better forget about mommy, Cahill hears. Better grow up fast. Better get ready for mommy issues; I can’t do a thing about that.

“In fact,” Cahill growls in his most threatening voice. “Better not tell Afet, or I’ll throw your evil one-eyed ass in this pond and give the bluegills a chance to dig the worms out of your brain.”

“No one says bless you when I sneeze,” Senior complains.

Here in their new town, they settle in. They pick meat from the toothpick bones of small fish and pluck cherry tomatoes from the flatbed. Afet spends her days with the lichen-dusted boy. Senior keeps his sunglasses on and beams at everyone. Afet doodles poorly in a journal. Her turtles look like flying saucers, a vulnerable detail that inspires in Cahill a strange awe and affection. At night, the shrieks of foxes reach into their dreams. They twist in their sleeping bags until the night takes them again.

A place starts to feel like home when the animals recognize you. The biggest catfish in the pond teases Cahill and Senior, a slash of shadow, whiskering and nuzzling but never biting. Jackrabbits hop up on the wheels to gnaw the squash greens. Cahill looks for Afet but settles for Senior when recruiting help to set the wire traps hanging from his bumper. But a red raccoon plucks the peanut butter from the traps each night by reaching through the bars, rendering them ineffective.

That’s the week the big red truck with a slinky of concertina-wire around its hood heaves itself over the pitted road into camp.

Senior holds still when it does, sucking the thighbone of a hare. The vehicle slows. A thick pink tongue dangling over a black jaw hangs out the window. Not many people keep dogs on the road, and this must be the biggest hound Cahill’s ever seen. Hiding in its eye is dumb joy and hunger. After pausing, the vehicle sidles down a goat path out of sight from the other campers. Cahill looks at his father. “Tonight,” he says. They begin dressing last night’s snared squirrel for salting. Cahill laces a trap with fish to lure the red raccoon.

Senior and Afet snore softly in their bags when a crack in the brambles wakes Cahill. In the dim, he watches Afet’s silhouette breathe in perfect thrusts like an animatronic doll. The feeling is not guilt, not love, not pity; it’s a single thing made whole by all those. It makes him do something he wouldn’t normally dare. He slithers out of his sleeping bag like a molting fly and snips two bars off a snare cage with shears. Creeping along the tree line, he follows the goat path until he sees the spoked loops of wire on the truck. The dog is going to bark. The dog is going to bark. The dog is going to bark, he knows it.

But the quiet holds. Cahill digs, careful as an archaeologist, until both steel spines are stuffed neck deep in a tire. They will bleed air slowly. Songbirds carol their first songs of the day as he shimmies back to camp, and it’s good they do, because it covers up his gasp when he spots the arch of the great hound trotting away from his family, coloring in the gaps between the trees.

Cahill finds a note tucked in the wipers. It is titled THE DEAL. Senior and Afet sleep soundly. He crumples it into his breast pocket without reading. The wily red raccoon, trapped at last by fish, uses the gap made by Cahill’s wire cutting to pry itself free and haul away into the thickets. He watches the tawny ribbon of it part the bushes. If the earth didn’t offer it up, back it goes. “Let’s go,” he says to everyone. He lays down as if he too just woke up.

Solar-powered Buddies

Cara sat cross-legged on the gritty floor of her domed chamber, imagining the warm cluster of candles behind her was the sun. She slid her hand under her long shadow and tugged it, feeling the rubbery texture. Not sunlight quality, but it would do. She winched the shadow, slowly folded it over her hands, and began weaving it into a shawl.

With every stitch, she imagined the World Above, where time was defined not by the chime of the bell towers, but by a celestial ball of fire in the sky. What would it be like to live in that world? To taste a ray of sunlight on her tongue? To weave shadows without having to hide from her mother?

As she finished the thirtieth stitch, a crackle came from above. A great concrete lump bulged from the ceiling, slithering along its length. Cara turned, threw the shadow sheet on the candles, and it evaporated like salt crystals in water. The wall-swelling continued its descent along the wall, down, down, down. As if some burrowing animal crawled beneath it.

The lump rested at face-height with Cara. Contours formed along its surface and pop. The rock split, revealing a woman’s face—skin like cracked cement, wispy hair, and a fine chocolate-ink line for lips.

“Hi Mum,” Cara said, lowering her head.

“Playing with fire again, Cara Ludia?”

Cara pursed her lips. “Just some candles.”

Her mother walked out the wall, rock cracking and mending itself behind her. A poncho of shadows draped over her, frilled with loose dark threads that fluttered in the light of the candles. For all her mother talked down on shadoweavers, she loved nothing more than to dress herself in the garments of their craft.

She brought a cold stiff hand to caress Cara’s cheek—nails like burned paper, flakes of gray skin drifting off. “Never mind that,” she said. “The Velwarders made their decision. Your graduation passage is to begin today.”

A shiver ran down Cara’s spine. “So soon? I haven’t had time to practice glasscrawling.”

“Don’t make me laugh. You’re a master at all forms of crawling already. The faster you’re done with the initiation, the faster you’ll be assigned to a lucrative post at the Veilgates.”

And the faster you’ll be able to gloat about having a Velwarder daughter, won’t you, mother? Yes, my little Cara Ludia is the youngest crawler throughout Rhondo to ever guard a Veilgate.

A warm lump formed inside Cara’s throat. The voice of her best friend Fenster echoed in her mind: “Just tell her you want to work in the Shadow Refinery. You don’t have to mention the sun or the World Above. She’s wearing shadows herself, isn’t she?”

Her mother rubbed her temples, eyes narrow and weak. She was tired again. She was always tired. The words twisted in Cara’s throat. What came out instead was,

“I won’t let you down, Mum.”


Cara stood at one end of Rhondo Stadium, waiting for her trial to begin. The stadium was a long expanse of glass, showered by green lights, checkered here and there with tiles of wood, metal, and obsidian. The seated crowd produced a loud din that wrenched Cara’s stomach. She noticed her mother among them—eyes tired and filled with flickering hope.

A low hum came from all around, and the crowd fell silent. The walls around the stadium bulged like velvet sheets in the breeze. Slits formed on the far wall and opened to reveal big yellow eyes that stared right at her. The Velwarders.

She knew they could be everywhere at once when they merge with their surroundings, but she’d never seen it up close. Was this what she had to become?

She shuddered, suddenly more aware of the night’s chill. She shut her eyes, took a deep breath, and counted to ten. She imagined bubbles encapsulating the disturbing images of the Velwarders. She imagined the bubbles drifting up to a sunlit sky and popping to nothing. Until her mind was as clear as the eternal night.

Cara stretched down, squeezed her fingers between her toes, arched her back and imagined a wave of light passing from her shoulders down the soles of her feet. She imagined that wave taking everything from inside her, gathering it all into a ball that could fit into the crook of her elbow. Until she felt light as a feather.

A bell echoed. A bass voice followed, reverberating from all around her.

“Initiate. Begin!”

Cara pressed her finger into the glass panel beneath. It dipped inside, forming ripples. Sharp cold penetrated through her muscles to the marrow of her bones. The arm was in. She exhaled and slid inside the panel. Sand pushed against her nostrils.

I am lightning flashing through the frozen sand. I am the sound of thunder, quaking the windows of a massive temple.

The next tile was wood. She made contact. Clack-clack the splinters crackled around her as she slid into it, merged with it. Twigs scratched her stomach from within.

I am water flowing through the pith. I am the blood in the vessels of a great tree.

She moved to steel. She smelled bitter smoke and tasted metal. A great weight pushed against her heart. Iron dust suffused her lungs.

I am heat burning through a tempered sword. I am fire swallowing the railings of a bridge.

Glass came again, thinner this time. Then wood. Steel. Glass. Earth. Ice.

Cara slid through everything and slipped out on the other side. Bones encased her marrow, flesh encased bones, skin wrapped tightly around flesh, hair prickled like a million tiny needles. She took an airful of the cold night into her lungs.

“Cara Ludia,” a voice quaked the stadium. “You pass!”

Cheers erupted from the crowd. On the stands, Cara saw her mother clapping and smiling a bright chocolate smile. Then Cara’s gaze drifted to the stadium wall, where a toothed crescent stretched like bulging graffiti.

It was the smile of a Velwarder.

Pruning shears

The man with a tree growing out of his head wanted to buy a pair of pruning shears, but the assistant at the hardware store wouldn’t sell them to him. We have several models in stock, she explained. But they’re not for personal use.

Personal use? he asked, and his foliage shook in a manner which he knew some people found threatening. His voice, too, could have this effect. How else is someone to use pruning shears, if not by handling them directly?

The assistant became flustered, began to say something which the man with a tree growing out of his head assumed was going to be just more of the same as he’d heard from the arborist, from the doctors, from those he considered friends on whom he’d thought he could rely for help.

He interrupted the assistant. My eyes are down here, he said.

I’m sorry, she said. Your leaves, I was just admiring—

And all I want is to buy a pair of pruning shears. Short handle, comfortable grip, good quality. I’m sure you’d have something like that.

I’m sorry, she said again, and this time she actually sounded it. I can’t process that sale. You’ll have to excuse me, my lunch break.

Can you at least tell me— he began, but she was gone, hurrying down an aisle, then shutting behind her a frosted-glass door at the back of the store. A bell jingled.

He was left at the age-worn wooden sales counter to ponder his next step. What to do? This was the only hardware in town, he could no longer drive, they’d barred him from public transport, and too much walking made his neck sore. But they were all, the doctors, the arborist, the barber and now the hardware salesperson, afraid of the liability which would accompany the act of snipping the young tree’s still slender branches.

The man with a tree growing out of his head cared nothing for the liability. He just wanted the growth brought under control while there was still an opportunity to do so. He’d ruled out fire, he’d decided against herbicide, pruning shears were the way to go.

There were no other staff visible. He supposed he could explore the store’s shelves until he found the pruning shears—the display of items didn’t seem to follow any logical system which he could intuit—and could simply abscond with them. Shoplift. But he hadn’t done any such thing in half a century and he was damned if he’d start now.

Besides, even if they didn’t have CCTV, he would be fairly readily identifiable.

The man with a tree growing out of his head looked around once more, at the cluttered shelves of the empty store, and sighed and shrugged his shoulders and went back out, taking care to stoop a little as he went through the doorway. The sunshine was uncomfortably bright, the traffic was noisy. He turned and went back in, past the still unattended counter, towards the door at the back. He’d knock, as loud as it took; they couldn’t have all gone to lunch. He needed to make them understand. They were a store, they were supposed to sell these things, and his need was genuine. It was getting worse, he really would have to do something soon.

Simon Petrie is a New Zealand born writer now living in Australia. He is a three-time winner of the Sir Julius Vogel award.

We Are All Chickens

Rhys adjusted the scope of his rifle and wriggled back into place between the turret’s brick walls.

“Okay, I’ve got another one for you.”

Milo groaned.

“Dude, please, I’m begging you. I can’t afford to lose that many brain cells.”

Rhys pressed his eye to the scope. The narrow stream remained empty, its barbed wire border intact and shining in the moonlight.

“Why did the Ferrans cross the road?”

Milo sighed. “So that dumbasses like you could kill their friends with terrible jokes?”

“Because they’re all chickens.”

“Wow. Think of that one yourself, did you?”

Rhys made a quick sweep of the tall grass on either side of the stream.

“No, Eddie told it to me.”

“That’s a relief. I thought maybe all that staring at Zara finally rotted your brain.”

“I wasn’t staring.”

“Sorry, I meant ogling.”

“Shut up. I wasn’t staring or ogling. I just.” He shifted back to the stream, scanned from the horizon all the way back to the tower. “She’s really smart and pretty.”

“And stupid strong and better at hand-to-hand than you’ll ever be. She’s outta your league, dude.”

Rhys found Milo’s leg sprawled a few inches from his and kicked it.

“Shows what you know. Steen says she likes quiet, sensitive guys.”

Milo kicked him back.

“Steen only told you that because she thought it would be nicer than telling you that you had a better chance of defeating the entire Ferran national army than getting a date with Zara.”

“Hey, I’m sensitive.”

Milo snorted. “If you’re talking about that pimply stuff covering your face, then sure. The rest of you is as dense as your boots and twice as loud.”

He kicked Milo again and did another check of the barbed wire.

“At least I’ve got a sense of humor. That joke was funny even if you have a stick shoved too far up your ass to notice.”

“Better a stick up my ass than pebbles in my head. Wasn’t your family Ferran?”

Rhys’s stomach twinged.

“Only on my dad’s side. And I haven’t seen him since I was, like, two. I’ve signed all the pledges and loyalty contracts.”

“For fuck’s sake, Rhys, who do you think I am? Trenton with his little notebook? I just meant, you know, doesn’t it bother you when people say stuff like that?”

He frowned. He’d known Milo since before he could tie his shoes. They’d gone through training together, been the second at each other’s allegiance test. Had shared a bunk until they’d literally gotten too big to fit. And they’d always made fun of Trenton and his endless quests to catch someone using a non-company toenail clipper.

But Milo was Optimum, his family line going all the way back to when they were still an online wholesaler.

“No,” Rhys said.

“Not at all?”

Movement in the grass pulled his attention north.

Wobble, wobble, wobble.

He relaxed his grip on the trigger. It was just one of those little brown birds.

“Ferran values are all fucked up,” he said. “I mean, they go on and on about the importance of hard work, but don’t let people have any possessions. No homes, no beds. Even their clothes belong to ‘the group.’ And they have to be connected to that weird hub all the time. Like, do you really want everyone to know when you take a shit?”

“Or jerk off while imagining Zara in her underwear?”

Rhys kicked him with the hard toe of his boot.

“But, really, is what we do any better? All those algorithms and trackers are a pain in the ass. Because yeah, sure, the size twenty-eight black skinnys I’ve gotten for the last two years fit me great and everything, but what if I want to try something different, like those wild red shreds Captain Phelps has? Or that sick motorcycle jacket with the bleach stains? Man, I would kill for something like that.”

This time Rhys’s stomach twisted with a full-blown cramp. Sure, they were alone. And, yeah, they were wearing scramblers because they were on duty. But you didn’t say shit like that. Milo had the scars all over his back to prove it – and he had gotten off easy since he’d been eight and his uncle hadn’t lost his seat on the security council yet.

“Of course it’s better,” he said. “The system takes care of us. Tells us what we need, what we should do. It understands what’s best for us better than we ever could.”

“Yeah, I know. It’s just.” Milo sighed. “Maybe if I looked like that people wouldn’t treat me like a wannabe bag boy.”